FINALLY! Something to talk about. (Thank you Bonnie Ratt)!

Since I was last on here ( friday,  but who's counting),  I had been waiting for a miracle of miracles blog wise,  to write about.  It's amazing what can happen when you give hollywood a couple days,  to give us (me) a chance to catch up.  Now they have!  There wasn't really any one story,  that stuck out in my mind.  But you be the judge (don't worry judy,  your day job's safe with me!  Order).  The # 1 movie over the weekend was 21.  I plan on seeing it either tomorrow night,  or friday night.  I like Kevin Spacey (yummy)!  Ever since I saw him in American Beauty,  all sweaty with his ripped muscles....you get the idea (I would hope so).  Then I read on line that Brad and Angelina,  had gotten married over the weekend.  But then I found out it was false.  They're planning on getting hitched (don't go to the wedding Jennifer!  I'f you do,  recycle a gift from your marriage to brad.  Say that tacky cheese tray HIS mother gave both of you)!  US weekly magazine is already calling it the wedding of the century (I believe that was tomcat.  Nice try bradgelina)!   We shall see,  won't we!  Then I read that Kathy Lee Gifford,  is returning to daytime t.v. (and not as a guest on Dr. Phil.  Stay away from him girl)!  She's going to be on the today show's new extended hour to boost ratings.  I don't care what anyone has said about Kathy Lee in the past,  I like her.  I like her better than that snotty little blond bitch soap actress who thinks she's all that,  but isn't because she's dumb and annoying!  You go Kathy!  I won't be watching Kathy on the Today's last hour (Martha's on at the same time),  but I'm sure she'll be fine.  Madonna is in talks to star in the re make of the movie Casablanca.  Pardon me,  but after her movie swept away (which was thrown back out in the tide because it tanked),  you'd think she'd learn her lesson on the whole actress thing.  Wrong!  I love ya to death Madge,  but save the acting for someone like Dakota Fanning.  O.K. bad example!

On dancing with the stars last night,  Steve Guttenberg was kicked to the curb.  He is still very handsome,  I have to admit.  But you know what they say,  Once a loser ALWAYS a loser!  Try not to revive anymore of those police academy movies steve K!  Britney has hired back her former manager whom she fired,  and who got britney discovered and made her what she was BEFORE the coke using,  driving drunk,  showing va jay-jay,  neglecting her kids,  and eating PB and J sandwiches with chips on the sandwich.  God bless you sir!  Now get her career where it needs to be!  The only other story that caught my eye,  was some actor on CSI,  who is the highest paid actor on t.v.  I've watched the show in reruns before,  but not because of this tool who makes the big bucks.  I watched because I wanted to see the young hottie CSI agents take it off!  Then I realized,  I should've watched a bear porn instead (meow)!  I will be finishing my audition tape tomorrow for the Kathy Griffin contest (and on KG thursday.  Coincidence?  I think so)!  Until friday y'all,  I send you love and best dishes!  Damn,  I have that corny Paula Dean tag line stuck in my head on auto pilot!  Thx Paula!  Now go make me a turkey pie bitch!