Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Hard Candy drops in our laps-Yummy!

This morning, I woke up (thank god. I'm NOT dead), and I almost forgot that today was the new release day for the new Madonna c.d. (bad gay). I logged on to i-tunes, and I listened to all the tracks first, just to see whether or not, I actually wanted to purchase the c.d. (yeah, like I wouldn't). Then I realized that I had a gift card from my friend buckycatt, so I redeemed my gift card for madonna (now that's a true fan). I , of course love the c.d. and will burn miss buckycatt a copy, I'f she chooses to want a copy. I went with the deluxe c.d. which has the digital booklet, and 2 remixes of the song 4 minutes. And of course, you don't get the lyrics to any of the songs, which means I can either figure out what I think Madonna is saying (flies in a bad feather hat), or go to a lyrics website, and read the actual words. Either way, the c.d. so far has satisfied this sometimes skeptic gay man.

The drag n hoot on saturday evening, was once again, a HUGE success (did you have any doubt). My corset, on the other hand, was cinched so tight, I got welts on my back from the damn thing (beauty is painful, but how painful does it have to be)? I was happy with my song choices, and I loved the crowd, minus a miss Della. What a frickin' BITCH! You don't sit there, and get upset when the emcee (myself), makes fun of your hideous hat. Get over it! And then to attack me in the beanery restaurant, the next morning as I'm leaving and to tell me that I wasn't a very good emcee in her eyes. Get your eyes checked you under sighted cow! As far as I'm concerned, YOU are banned from further drag n hoot shows. How's that for being what you described as "not in character or attitude enough"! *snap* You wanted a bitchy queen with attitude, well she just got her last and only wish. Go teach some dance lessons to students who will never know the joy of dance, due to your stupidness. Moving on......

I also have decided, for future shows, that we need performers who have ACTUALLY performed before, and who have not just decided on a whim, that they would like to try performing. NO! You want to try it for the first time, try kareoke. And for the love of god (love you), I'f you can't sing, then don't. This isn't a competition like Idol, and I'f it were, you wouldn't make it to hollywood, trust me!

Over the weekend, Baby Mama was #1 at the box office. Then I read on line today, that Amy Poehler is actually pregnant, and expecting her first child. Talk about a real life role. Go Amy! I watched D housewives on sunday. OMG what a great episode. The fact that Orson admitted to running over Mike, and then Bree kicking him to the curb. Ouch! This week's episode looks great too. To bad the season is almost over. Ooh well, at least we have the Olympics to keep us company (swim that lap)!

That's all I have for today. I'll be back on thursday with my review of Chicago, which Mike and I are going to see tonight, as part of broadway in bozeman. Hope you all have a great day! Still love ya Kathy!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmm... listening to Hard Candy now. Maybe it's something that needs to grow on me, but so far, I don't think it's as good as past Madonna efforts.

What, you didn't like the a capella stylings of some folks?

I don't know if you want to exclude anyone from performing solely on the basis of it being their first time- then it has the potential of becoming bitchy and drama filled.
Just remember, that until the first Drag n' Hoot, you had never performed in drag either! And look at how awesome you are now! And excluding first timers, we wouldn't have been able to see such fun performers as Sharon Fluids, Electra Sexton, Randy Wood, Sarah Rachael, etc. Everyone needs a first chance!

And Della is a crack pot. Pay no attention to whacked out wench.

Christopher DeJohn said...

Your right. I had lost my way, as far as giving new people a chance. And yes, I was once there myself. We will continue to give new queens a chance to become fierce!

buckycatt said...

On the other hand, what about tryouts before the show? Some of the new performers brought the crowd down while others pumped it up. You don't want the air going out of the um er room do you?