Updates like you wouldn't believe(no really, don't believe them!)

Well,  here it is tuesday,  yet again.  What with the writer's strike still going on in hollywood,  it seemed like there wasn't much hope for any new episodes of my favorite shows(way to go desperate housewives creator marc cherry!  Now I have to wait until next season to catch up on what I've missed.  I think you should send me to L.A. and let me tour the set of housewives,  maybe I could meet some of the cast.  That would make me feel better!) but then a familiar friend came streaming down from the t.v. skies,  American Idol is back!  Thank god!  I actually like Idol during the audition process they show for our amusement.  I knew I could sing before watching some of the "wannabe" idols,  but after I watched them try to imitate talent like Alicia Keys or Mariah (and failing miserably I want to ad,  just because I can!) now I KNOW I can sing better than dogs howling!  I read on line over the weekend,  that Paula Abdul is in talks to perform during the superbowl halftime show,  with Randy Jackson.  I love Paula,  but I think I'd rather see another "malfunction" with Janet again!  I mean,  what are her and randy going to sing "opposites attract"?  Can't wait to see Randy's dance moves(look out mc scat cat! That's the animated cat in Paula's video for the song,  in case those of you didn't know who he was.  Meow!)

So yesterday,  I stopped to get a latte before going to get my hair cut(which I may ad,  looks ab fab!) As I stood there waiting for miss barista of the year(not!) this women was waiting for her order in back of me.  She was dressed very nicely with a brown suit and a leopard scarf.  I happened to look down at her shoes(I love shoes!  I just don't spend the kind of money on shoes like Carrie on sex and the city.  I would If I had that kind of money!) and this well dressed woman was wearing a pair of leopard print tennis shoes to match her scarf(more like barf!) I am so tired of these women who wear matching shoe patterns with an outfit because they "think" it looks good.  WELL IT DOESN'T!  The poor animal who gave up his(or her) life for those hideous shoes would see where there last days of life and freedom had gone and say "Ooh My God!  My last life of breath went to a pair of awful looking shoes!  Im going to bitch slap the maker of those shoes,  and demand to return my fur to a child who needs it!"  Ladies,  don't wear a shoe pattern,  (that makes you look like a cow or a leopard) with a matching top or scarf or pants.  Your all lucky your not in africa or some jungle wearing that outfit!  You'd be mistaken for an actual animal,  and pummeled with arrows and heavy(and huge) rocks!

Finally,  The BIG news of the day (which I heard 45 minutes ago,  so you know its good and fresh,  not stale and outdated) is that Sweeney Todd is finally going to be here on friday!  I have been waiting a month to see Johnny as the barber shop of terror!  And now its here (well, it'll be here!)I haven't been this excited about anything since I don't know when (lie!)  Hope all is well with all my readers (all 3 of you!) and Look for another observation of life through my eyes soon (cheesy plug!)  Thursday we re-send the blog to Kathy!  Love ya Kathy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!